The elephant grew to be the largest land animal on Earth by eating plants–grasses, bushes, fruit, twigs, tree bark, and roots–several hundred pounds per day to be exact. The elephant is a 10-ton, 12-foot tall, plant-powered freight train. Their plant-based diet is dope for longevity, too, as they are expected to live well into their 70’s. Someone please pass the f'n grass.

 
 

You can find me grazing in the plant aisle.
— Anonymous Elephant

 
 
 

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